BEHIND THE BOOKCASE
STORY/DRIVEN
WELCOME...
Welcome to your new addiction. Welcome to the future of an ancient art. Welcome inside the literary sanctum of mastermind author E.B. Bannister.
Welcome Behind the Bookcase.
READY TO BLOW
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Agent Fold Tanguy is a slick secret operative without a care in the world. His life couldn't possibly be any better. It also doesn’t hurt that he’s hung. We’re talking really hung.
Agent Tanguy’s fabled hard asset has always made him the go-to man for the nation’s hardest jobs. Seduction, secrecy, and spying are Tanguy’s game and nobody plays it better. At least, that’s how it was before a secretive organization deep within the government got him by the balls.
When Tanguy finds himself in a tryst as steamy as it is dangerous with the mysterious Aurora Diamondstreet, he wakes up one morning with something a whole lot more explosive than morning wood: actual explosives rigged to go off in his sack.
Now that this shadowy organization holds the balls in their court with treasonous plans on their mind, Fold must find a way to resist Diamondstreet and countless other ravishing detours, in order to save this country and his manhood from total disaster.
In Ready to Blow, the first installment in E.B. Bannister's Behind the Bookcase series, they’re threatening to take away our nation’s greatest asset and Agent Fold Tanguy’s most prized possession... his bag of jewels.
WELL, HELLO THERE...
I’m E.B. Bannister.
I’m the most prolific author you’ve never heard of, and that’s exactly the way I designed it.
That’s because I have spent the last thirty years of my life locked inside of a small cabin on a big mountain in rural America, writing as though my life depended on it. Surrounded by volatile old candles and feral cats, I’ve furiously scribbled novel after novel on parchment paper for three decades. Subsisting on English muffins, brandy, and York Peppermint Patties, I have prepared for this moment. For my grand literary arrival.
I’ve etched thousands upon thousands of pages of absolute magic in every genre under the sun. Fueled by the successes of my contemporaries. High on jealousy, cat piss, and also cocaine, I never once placed the pen down.
Driven to the razor’s edge of madness, I’ve peered into the abyss as the likes of Tom Clancy and Dan Brown have laughed all the way to the bank. While many would crumble upon learning of E.L. James’ net worth, it only stoked my fire and caused it to burn wilder I ever imagined. Simply knowing that I’d have been forced to watch that gluttonous sow George R.R. Martin yucking it up on late night TV had my army of uninvited feral cats not chewed through my old TV cord years ago, kept me burning the midnight oil night after night.
And we simply don’t have the time to get into that fuckhead Stephen King. Let’s just put it this way: no single person has served as a greater inspiration for the vast collection I’ve created with Behind the Bookcase than that frail, deviant miscreant King.
So it’s high time that I pull down upon the secret lever on the shelf and unveil Ready to Blow, the first novel I shall be unleashing from Behind the Bookcase.
REACH OUT AND TOUCH ME
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